Selecting a Major a la Alyssa

27 Jan



Spices and herbs

1/4 cup minced patience

2 cups openness

4 tablespoons self-awareness

1 1/3 cups freshly ground optimism

3 ounces of slow cooked research

1 dash of adventurousness




1. Start off by sautéing the self-awareness on a low setting. Make sure to take your time really getting to know your interests and dislikes

2.Turn heat on high and add freshly ground optimism. This will be the spice to your recipe. DO NOT SKIP.

3.Begin roasting research in the oven at 350°F. This takes the longest amount of time. Rushing into a major you don’t understand can cost you time and money.


4. Add 2 cups of openness and dash of adventurousness to the sauce. Sometimes you realize something you had your mind set on isn’t going to work out. There’s nothing wrong with exploring the many options that are available to you.

5. Once research reaches 450°F, remove from oven and let cool for 10 minutes.

6. After 10 minutes pour sauce over research and add minced patience.

This is a beginners recipe, making mistakes is okay. Most people don’t land their major on the first try, which is why they allow you to switch. The most important thing is to be in a major that you are happy with, no one wants to eat undesired food. Also, there is no one right way to complete this recipe. Add flare and make it your own.

Bon appetit!





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